Children, TV Shows, Midgets and Porn

Ok, the last two are just an experiment to see if certain terms will yield greater search results and blog visits. We all know midgets and porn are two commonly searched for terms.

This post doesn’t really have a point, but then again.. do they need to.

I guess there are a few things bouncing around my mind, but they are more loose thoughts than any real train or coherence. But here goes.

  1. The final day of the football transfer window kept me entertained all day yesterday
  2. I think that my blog posts this month have been some of my best ever,
  3. I have had to fight for every visit that I have.
  4. It appears that my blog is popular when I post, but creates no lasting impression as views on days when I don’t post often just scrape into the teens.
  5. Ok, just realised the last three are a bit coherent.
  6. I did not plan on writing number 5. it just popped right in there.
  7. I don’t think we use the word mellow often enough.
  8. While I love Zoos, they also make me sad.
  9. I love the Mountains, they are the place I feel most relaxed,
  10. I also love Swimming Pools – lazing beside them while on a relaxing holiday.
  11. A pool in the mountains would be a dream place to live.
  12. Found it.
  13. I want to go / live / be her (now) http://homedesignpics.com/swimming-pool-in-every-room-jade-mountain-resort-in-st-lucia/
  14. I fear change,
  15. I sometimes fear that my randomness, and often twisted sense of humor will push away those around me.
  16. Online I repress this random side of my somewhat.
  17. I like politically incorrect humor.
  18. Most of my statements sound harsh, but are meant in jest (all of the time)
  19. For number 18, please bear number 16 in mind.
  20. Never suggest that someone in your office should have been shot when they were a child.
  21. REMEMBER NUMBER 16… please.
  22. Wow, there are a lot of thoughts floating around in here. This could be a long and random post. I’d better stop.
  23. Ok, I’m stopping.

Bye

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4 thoughts on “Children, TV Shows, Midgets and Porn

  1. I am inspired, sir. From now on every blog post will have the words ‘midget’ and ‘porn’ in the title. I can see it now; “Urban Midget Porn Legend”, “Jurassic Midget Porn Park III”, “Midget Porn Shark Night”. Need I continue?

  2. HA, glad you did go to Lord of the Midget Porn Rings, because that would just be weird, or even the Midget Porn Olympics *InsertEventofChoice* – Perhaps Pole Vault.

    It was merely a ploy to improve my self image with a high number of blog hits. LOL… I know I know, I’m shallow haha

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